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how the military works and sigs

Fri Dec 26, 2008, 6:40 PM
1 A slipping gear could let your M203 gernade launcher fire when you least expect it

This would make you very unpopular with what's left of your unit

2 Instruction printed onUS Rocket Launcher:

"Aim towards the enemy"

3 When the pin is pulled Mr. Gernade is not our friend

3 Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate

The bombs are gerenteed to hit the ground

4 If the enemy is in range, so are you

5 It is generally inadvisable to eject.... directly over the area you just bombed

6 Whoever said the pen is mightier thanthe sword odviosly never encountered automatic weapens

7 Try to look unimportant;they may be low on ammo

8 You, you, and you ... panic

The rest of you come with me

9 Tracers work both ways

10 Five second fuses only last three seconds

11 Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last, and don't ever volunteer to do anything

12 Bravery is being the only one who knows youi're afraid

13 If your attack is going too well, you're walking into an ambush.

14 No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection

15 Any ship can be a minesweeper. Once

16 Never tell the platoon sergeant you have nothing to do

17 Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you

18 If you see a bomb technician running, fallow him

19 You've never been lost until you've been lost at Mach 3

20 The only time you have too much fuel is when your on fire

21 There are more airplanes in the ocean than submarines in the sky

22 If the wings are traveling faster than the fuselage, it's probably a helecopter -- and therefore, unsafe

23 When one engine fails on a twin-engine airplane you always have enough power to get you to the scene of the crash

24 Without ammunition....the USAF would be just anouther expensive flying club

25 what is the similarity between pilots and air traffic controllers?

26 If the pilot screws up, the pilot dies; If the ATC screws up, ... The pilot dies

27 Never trade luck for skill

28 The three most comon expressions (or famous last words) in aviation are:

Why is it doing that?, Where are we? and Oh Sh*t

29 Weather forcastes are horoscopes with numbers.
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1: y is it a penny for ur thoughts but u have to put ur 2 sence in someones making a penny i wana make a penny
~Club-Bleach ~DN-Matt-LoversClub ~Die-L-Die ~DeathNote-Fans-Unite *LxLight *MattGasm ~MelloxMatt ~Watari-Kicks-Ass

2:SILENCE! I kill you.
no seriously.ಠ_ಠ
[link] <-- it'll steal ur soul ;-;
I didn't stab him!...he just ran into the knife...27 times... >.> <.< >.> <.<
♥~if u watch me i'll watch u~♥

3: Happiness is overrated - you can be happy without it

4:Three tacos, a burrito, and a donkey all for $2.99!

HOLY SHIT, WHAT A DEAL!!!

5:Everythings alright in the end. If its not alright, then its not the end.

6:Johnny was a chemist's son, but Johnny is no more.
For what he thought was H2O was H2SO4.

7:~::I am the true Dr. Jackel::~

******
> Wow, Look at that sign. It actually has a the on it!

> It must be very important.

> Uh, of course. Why settle for a regular walmart, when you can be THE walmart? RIGHT?!

8 I thought you couldn’t afford to lose. Give up on yourself,
and you give up on the world.

9 If life gives you lemons, you make lemonade..
If life gives you pretty boys, I say seduce them >D

kukuku... <3

10 So bow down,
Sell your soul to me,
I will set you free,
Pacify your demons.
Bow down,
Surrender unto me,
Submit infectiously,
Sanctify your demons.
Into abyss,
You don’t exist,
Cannot resist the Judas kiss

11 You wouldn't do that if I could do alchemy. So there.
--
YOU ATE MY ENCHILADA... I am pissed.

12 Full moon in the sky,
White shadow against blackness,
Forever glowing.

Autumn leaves flying,
Imprinting their existence,
Whirling in the wind.

Those warm, sweet smiles
Always brighten up my day...
Baby...I love you.

- Katara -

13 Wrath of the Banished
Wrath of the Arverni (four part book)

~Trumpet108~


"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost."
- Charles Caleb Colton

14 "Normal is just a setting on a washing machine." ~ Jeannine Freeborn

15 "...Memories are nice, but they're just that..."

16 What do I have to do?
Why can't this hurt be through?
I'm going head unto
Something I know I will fail
Why can't this kiss be true
Why won't you please let me through?
I don't understand why you always push me away

17 92% of teens would be dead if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your sig if you are the 8% who would be laughing.

18 ~ 98% of DeviantArt's anime fanbase are yaoi fans. If you are part of the 2% who aren't, copy this into your signature

Where did those statistics come from D: ?

19 ------
[FEAR] Fuck Everything And Run
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20 "Sometimes, clouds have two sides: A dark and light, and a silver lining in between... it's like a silver sandwich! So... when life seems hard... take a bite out of the silver sandwich!" - Zuko

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